The things to be found in canals

We have seen many of the things we expected - dead swan, dead ducks,  dead rabbit, dead fish.  Surprisingly, only one supermarket trolley but we have seen a motorbike, a floating television and a rather nice reclining leather armchair. Being autumn the apple trees are shedfing their fruit and we see lots of apples (eaters and cookers) come floating by. We were surprised the othet day to find the boats surrounded by onions.  We decided that they must have been lost overboard by an onion bargee!